Yes, you there.
The person that's awake, reading this.
Hello!
Why are you awake?
I don't know what time it is for you,
but it might be time to knock yourself out for the day.
I mean,
it's 3am somewhere, right?
Or whenever you usually go to sleep.
You might be thinking,
"Why am I here, scrolling through this random website?"
And to that, I say,
Because.
And that might not be a satisfying answer.
You might be slightly annoyed.
Or not.
But now you've let some random text control you.