Yes, you there.

The person that's awake, reading this.


Why are you awake?

I don't know what time it is for you,

but it might be time to knock yourself out for the day.

I mean,

it's 3am somewhere, right?

Or whenever you usually go to sleep.

You might be thinking,

"Why am I here, scrolling through this random website?"

And to that, I say,


And that might not be a satisfying answer.

You might be slightly annoyed.

Or not.

But now you've let some random text control you.